Bucket of Mice

    Bucket of Mice or Maybe the second edition of Charles Hemingway's "Death in the Afternoon" which in this case would be more like Death by the Morning. Mice are such quite little things, big ears, bulging black eyes, scurrying hear and there, and able to squeeze thru the smallest of cracks or holes, the ability to climb almost everything and then they begen to chew on everything. Wires, wall insulation, packaged food, and on and on and on. As I'm sure you can tell by the writing, the mice are not so cute anymore. There are just so many of them. A conventional mouse trap catches 1 mouse at a time and then you must rebait and reset it. That is not nearly efficient enough, I need to catch many mice, not Minny the Mouse, but many mice. What I need is a better mouse trap. Some way to catch several mice at one time. Something quick and Humane, Oh the heck with em, something quick. I haven't got time to be a nice guy, I hate the mices to pieces. So, the ultimate Mouse trap has been brought over to the starship for a test run, this trap, the ultimate trap has a truly amazing history, last year 250 mice mice met their water loo to this contraption, and now the legend will grow. So, small children, bleeding heart liberals, ladies who are a little tender hearted, turn away now for here is the ultimate trap. Bucket of Mice or Death by Morning. My personal best is 8 in one night.

 

 

If you looked and are offended, Sorry, but I told you not to look.

 

If you don't understand this device this is how it works. First you get a bucket, mount a tin can that  spins freely on a rod, lean some kind of ramp leading to the top of the bucket, smear peanut butter on can surface, then add about 4 inches of water in the bucket. some how the mice just can't resist and the mice will jump onto the can and fall into the water. If you build it they will come.